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yaaaaaa Happy Birthday Octi .. you old man



Now you better stay away from those young girls .. 22 you are getting too old for them

Leave them to me ;p[addsig]

So yeah .. I think the French are liars .. but who doesnt think that.

However, we in America have a lovely magazine called Maxim, and a particular issue, Issue 52 is called "How do you measure up?"

Now these are the most accurate statistics for American males .. for all these things. Im sure that it would be much different for Germans as well .. you have no insane religious people ..

www.maximonline.com/grit/articles/article_4606.html

Ah yes sorry for not-metric system but I do my best to translate things every day for everyone into celsius and meters and all that crap.

However I do think that your little chart there is wrong about Americans .. and I KNOW .. KNOW it is wrong about the French

I would question the authoratativeness of this "Andromedical" company .. however I do trust a study by Lifestyles Condoms .. cause I know who they are .. and they might know a thing about a penis or two ;p

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Okay so yeah I tried this .. wow you guys talk fast there was some clipping but overall it was pretty good and Svenf and Alex say that they are going to give me a Deutschsprachkurs hehe

Anyhow its good stuff more people should do it, maybe you can hear the elusive american talking.[addsig]

Okay Ill play

Zitat:

Hasan schrieb:
NIX HIP HOP
NUR ROCK
UND ZWAR
AM RING:

AMEN

Id like a Zeltficker shirt when I get there, but I was talking with Svenf and Oberklotz.... in chat and I think that these T-shirt people in germany have you all duped into paying too much for T-Shirts.

25$ for a plain t-shirt with a symbol on it is just silly .. 30$ for the customized one is somewhat more logical but still kinda insane, Id customize mine with a giant permanent marker ;p

www.interpunk.com/search.cfm?fmt=14&cat=2&type=0&what=0&size=0&start=61&&searchfor=

See here, 4000 shirts all for $13.50 that is 10,20 euro

Just to show that it is not one site:
www.testtubetshirts.com/shirts/?name=resistance_is_futile
www.merch.com/pennywise/index.html

Even the most expensive rock T-shirt places, at concerts and www.rockabilia.com cost only 20$ =15,1euro




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Ah my first big experience of what I was told of. Germans take discussions more seriously than Americans. On an american internet forum we would have made this all into a joke by now, but I see that it is quite serious. The reply aimed at me was pretty spot-on. Yes I dont hunt down animals myself, and I dont kill them and butcher them and usw. Most ancient cultures that did all of that themselves had a reverence for animals and worshipped their power (see ancient Germania or America for animal worship). If I add to threads I will see if I can keep it serious. [addsig]

That first thing totally looks like catfood ..



Oberholzklauer had it right with the first post.

Thats how I feed my cat.

Im a meateater damnit! My ancestors didnt die killing wild stalks of corn! they threw spears at giant game and ate the bloody meat .. it was tasty then and it is tasty now!

Fleisch! Brot! Bier!


Thats all

Zitat:

Bobdoc schrieb:
Coke does not make you fat, does it?

I would recommend to drink it pure.

Well I only drink Bacardi 151 .. that is 75.5% alcohol and I drink it 50/50 with coke .. my drinks are highly flammable. I am no beer lightweight, cause I dont drink beer .. it dont get you drunk it just makes you fat.

However that being said, I am most interested in camping where there are Germans and not other americans .. I am sick of americans.. and also erm .. I want to spend time with fun people..

Zitat:

Droogandleader schrieb:
Wahrscheinich kommt TexasAggie auch noch dazu ....

Yeah see, Sebbi understands me and I can read the german that Sebbi types. It is usually easier to read the stuff and understand what is being said, than to type back in that language.

Thats how I chat with people too, they can read my english, then they respond in german .. we both get to type in the language that is easy and read in the language that is harder.

Droog has me convinced that Mullenbach is a good idea and I will probably camp there

I mosh like a wild animal and so I will need to shower every day.

Maybe everyone could take up a collection for those less fortunate ringrockers (ones with less money) and through many small donations, many more ringrockers could come to Mullenbach.

Hehe you guys are very funny ;p Im glad you werent so rough on me.

Erm oops I dont know how to quote on this board ;p

Anyhow I will add to the giant happy Weezer goodlist, most of these songs come from the Blue Album, the Green one just isnt as good.

- Hash pipe
- Island in the sun
- Say it ain't so
- Butterfly
- Buddy Holly
-My name is Jonas
-El Scorcho
-Surf Wax America
-In the garage

My own addition
-Undone (The Sweater Song)
-The World Has Turned And Left Me Here


So basically the whole Blue Album rocks.. Here is the track listing for that album.

Weezer Blue Album


1. My Name Is Jonas
2. No One Else
3. The World Has Turned And Left Me Here
4. Buddy Holly
5. Undone-The Sweater Song
6. Surf Wax America
7. Say It Ain't So
8. In The Garage
9. Holiday
10. Only In Dreams




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So I have every monty python movie and every episode of the flying circus on video.

I found it particularly funny that some of the episodes of the flying circus were done entirely in German.

Do yall know about these episodes? Were they any good or were they just translated english?

"Sure turned me into a NEWT!"
"A Newt!?"
"I got better!"

haha, das ist wirklich komischer heulsuse, okay gerade für Sie ist, werde ich auf Deutsch schreiben. Ich liebe den smileys hier!

Auch Ich bin "er", siehst du mein Bild im Profil ;p

Does Slayer play Angel of Death in Germany?

Would that be bad taste? Even though it is like one of their best songs.

Also Behind the Crooked Cross?

just curious.

They are my favorite band and all .. but some of their Nazi songs arent exactly what Id call "German sensitive".

I will hit people with a hammer if I miss Slayer .. I will be so totally mad .. Slayer is the main band that I want to see at RAR .. I havent missed any Slayer tour since 1994!

Ack! Please send the message again Kaan! I didnt understand the word and I deleted it

Stupid american strikes again!

KuekenMcNugget has good taste, but I will never be able to afford that.

However my goal one day is to go to Zuffenhausen and purchase a Porsche from the factory (with the tour and driving school and everything) .. I would like a car like the GT2 after I get my law degree and pay off all of my university loans I have then I will be able to buy my traumauto

Christian is the chief admin around here right?

Because first time I see him on, suddenly this is in FAQ hehe ..


Seems the Sheriff is back in town and cleaning things up.

Oh your English was right .. and you were correct, it was Limp Bizkit .. and for some reason I thought Limp Bizkit as I typed it .. and another crappy band, Linkin Park came out. My mistake.

Either way it sucks real badly.

Sorry if some of this isnt punk or metal .. but because some of you say stupid things like AnY band can cover The Cure, I will post whatever I want.

311's cover of Love Song sucked balls .. and it was almost as bad as Linkin Park's (sucky ass band) cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" Im sure Peter Townsend gagged real bad when he heard that crap.

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Aerosmith-Angel
Alabama-Dixieland Delight
Alan Jackson-Ill Go On Loving You
Alan Jackson-Livin' On Love
Alan Jackson-Remember When
Belinda Carlisle-Heaven is a Place On Earth
Blink 182-The Rock Show
Blue Oyster Cult-Dont Fear the Reaper
Bon Jovi-Living on a Prayer
Brooks and Dunn-Lil Miss Honky Tonk
Brooks and Dunn-My Heart is Lost to You
Brooks and Dunn-My Maria
Brooks and Dunn-Nothin About You
Bryan Adams-Heaven
Charlie Robison-You're Not the Best
Chris Isaak-Wicked Game
Clay Walker-Rumor Has It
Clay Walker-You're Beginning To Get To Me
Conway Twitty-Slow Hand
Cutting Crew-I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
Dixie Chicks-Travelin' Soldier
Doug Stone-I See You In A Different Light
Faith Hill-I Don't Need a Bed Of Roses
Flogging Molly-Laura
Flogging Molly-May The Living Be Dead (In Our Wake)
Flogging Molly-Never Met A Girl Like You Before
Garbage-#1 Crush
Garth Brooks-Callin' Baton Rouge
Garth Brooks-If Tomorrow Never Comes
Garth Brooks-Somewhere Other Than The Night
Garth Brooks-Two of a Kind (Workin on a Full House)
Garth Brooks-What She's Doing Now
George Jones-He Stopped Loving Her Today
George Strait-Check Yes or No
George Strait-Fool Hearted Memory
George Strait-I Get Carried Away
George Strait-You Look So Good In Love
Guns N' Roses-Sweet Child O' Mine
Iron Butterfly-Most Anything You Want
Jewel-Foolish Games
Jewel-You Were Meant For Me
Jimi Hendrix-Foxey Lady
Jimi Hendrix-Wait Until Tomorrow
Jimmy Buffett-Come Monday
Joe Diffie-John Deere Green
John Michael Montgomery-I Love The Way You Love Me
John Micheal Montgomery - I Swea
Juice Newton - Just Call Me Angel of the Morning
Keith Whitley - Miami, My Amy
Keith Whitley - When You Say Nothing At All
Led Zeppelin - All My Love
Led Zeppelin - I Can't Quit You Baby
Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You
Led Zeppelin - Thank You
Live - All Over You
Live - I Alone
Modern English - I Melt With You
N.W.A. - I'd Rather Fuck You (Close as Old School Gangsta Rap gets to love)
Nirvana - About a Girl
Pearl Jam - Last Kiss
Pennywise - Brown Eyed Girl (Van Morrison Cover)
Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind (Willie Nelson Cover)
Randy Travis - 1982
Randy Travis - Forever And Ever Amen.mp3
Randy Travis - Look Heart No Hands
Randy Travis - My Love Is Deeper
REM- The One I Love
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Sara Evans - No Place That Far
Shaggy - Angel (Horrible Juice Newton Sample)
Shania Twain - No One Needs To Know
Shania Twain - What Made You Say That
Shania Twain - You're Still The One
Shenandoah - Next To You, Next To Me
Suzy Boggus - Someday Soon
The Corrs - At Your Side
The Corrs - Breathless
The Corrs - Only When I Sleep
The Cure - Friday I'm In Love
The Cure - Hello I Love You (Rare Doors Cover)
The Cure - I'll Stop The World
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
The Cure - Love Song
The Doors - Close To You
The Doors - Hello, I Love You
The Doors - I Looked At You
The Doors - I Will Never Be Untrue
The Doors - Love Her Madly
The Doors - Love Street
The Doors - Orange County Suite
The Doors - The Spy (In a twisted way)
The Doors - We Could Be So Good Together
The Doors - Wishful, Sinful
The Misfits - Saturday Night (even if New Misfits suck this song is good)
The Police - Every Breath You Take
The Queers - Fuck The World
The Queers - I Gotta Girlfriend
The Queers - Stupid Over You
Tracy Lawrence - Stars over texas
Tracy Lawrence - Sticks and stones
Tracy Lawrence - Texas tornado
Tracy Lawrence - While you sleep
U2-With Or Without You
UB40 - Can't Help Falling In Love.mp3 (Roy Orbison/Elvis Cover)


Ok thats all for now .. half of my CDs arent on my computer and I havent downloaded stuff in a while ..

Cool Ive been waiting for a new SFU album .. Chris Barnes is what Death Metal is about. I saw him when he was with Cannibal Corpse, at a show in Dallas.

Well .. it was a wild time, and in front of one of the main stages was a large storm drain, so all the water and filth ended up right in front of everything.

When Brett Gurewitz (Bad Religion/Epitaph Records founder) was on stage doing his sound check, he just laughed at the madness in the crowd, clothes and mud and mushed up paper was just going everywhere. He knew that the whole day had built to Bad Religion .. so when they were on it was a wild time. There were 50+ year old people in front of me throwing stuff around too, it was fun, just dirty.

Anyhow, its good to know that its pavement around the stages, however that can actually be a bad thing for moshing (as I assume yall do this too) because unlike ground, pavement hurts a lot if you hit it hard. Same goes for crowd surfing, if someone gets dropped, or you launch someoen and they go foward 20 feet where people arent ready for them, they land on their head on the pavement instead of soft ground.

Regardless I will have a fun time and wear boots I suppose, since it is good to have ankle support.

All good knowledge and have fun with your day .. it is still 4am here in good ole GMT -6, I am doing my Linear Algebra homework due in 7 hours, then I will probably work on my Electronics homework and my Engineering Economics homework. Ahhh fun times.